Never a dull moment

So it's been awhile. I pretty much knew I would fail at keeping up with this. But I have nothing better to do while I'm waiting for some some bread to bake. And I am making myself stay in tonight, so I'm going to share some recent silly stuff. I think I may break them up into separate entries to make it more fun. Since my last entry in 2008, I have acquired an intestinal disorder, felt the temptation to cut my hair short, was perved on by a 90 year old at work, made a new gay man friend, thought of a genius way to supplement my income, and I met Cha Cha.

Yes. I have been busy.

The intestinal disorder...eh, not so great for the 5 days it drained me of every fluid in my body. Were I not such a camel anyway, I would have shriveled up in the first day. Probably a medical mystery. It was a violent thing with little sleep and long days at work. I walked out on several patients in mid-sentence so I wouldn't make a mess of things... And one night, my stomach growled so loud that it woke me from a dead sleep. Just so happens that at that very moment I had been dreaming that I was pregnant with a vampire lovechild that was trying to rip its way out of my body. (It did present initially with nausea and the smell of food made it worse, typical symptoms of morning sickness...) And we all know that if it could happen, my luck would get me impregnanted by a vampire, or I would immaculately conceive a wildebeest. We'll see if it's either on Friday when I visit with Dr. Mertz.